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girljanitor:

note-a-bear:

chauvinistsushi:

"NOT TODAY FUCKER"

"REVERSE REVERSE WHY CAN’T I REVERSE OUT OF THIS?"

OH MY GOD

rainbowbarnacle:

hope-for-snow:

At one time, one of Toothless’s animator stuck a ball of duct-tape on his own cat’s tail for reference which ended up perfect for this shot. (actual footage of his cat he used)

AWWWWWW

ANUBIS NO

2460onetruepairing:

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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If you can dodge the sun, you can dodge a ball.

spiritcreator:

madcarnival:

mortson:

sassy-gay-jake-english:

PERFECT

i just imagined eridan over dramatically playing the pipe organ 

NOT ALLOWED NEAR INSTRUMENTS

WELL IF KARKAT ISNT ALLOWED NEAR THE DAMN INSTRUMENTS THEN WHY THE FUCK IS EQUIUS

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HELLO FRIEND

EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT

YOU ARE STILL GOOD

YES

HERE

WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS

AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD

SO

(PET PET PET)

French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
Dutch: The chair is some gender, but you have literally no way of knowing unless you consult a dictionary, but it doesn't matter anyway.

gutsygumshoe:

homestuck is so great for beginning cosplayers tho because like

you want jade to have freckles and big eyebrows? go for it man

you want to cosplay john and you’re 6’3” and super buff? do it

having no canon body types, skin colors, facial structors, etc. is so great because you could literally do nothing wrong

well, nothing except for not sealing paint

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

tofu93:

feminismordeath:

badassperger:

caseyandsons:

bxneyard:

soulsuccubus:

thedaysofforever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it

Lololol

Tears are streaming down my face oh my god

help

"I am getting fisted right now" omfg

I need air

cakefat:

ihatepeacocks:

I think Chris Hardwick has finally settled the GIF pronunciation debate once and for all.

THANK YOU.

megthemermaid:

our-lady-of-iron:

This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here.

Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They only lie flat like the two in the front if they’re going to do some REM sleep, which only lasts about 45 minutes. Normally a horse will lie in sternal recumbency, like the two in the back. 

The fact that these ponies feel comfy enough to lie down and nap on a beach full of people is impressive— it means they live a life generally free from stress and have learned that they can trust humans. I’d love to know which group of wild ponies this is!

Fun fact: in a herd of horses taking a nap, there will always be at least one who is standing, although they may be relaxed (see cocked leg on rightmost horse). This horse has the job of being the lookout.

floppy horsies

sherrocked:

awesomeness2471998:

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

'Murica

Actually my father is Palestinian.

konpozaa:

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Three cheers for probably the most useless map in a video game ever