Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
request accomplished -
it got BETTER
SWEET JESUS THIS HAPPENED
YOU ARE LATE.
You can all thank me later
Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.
dude dont forget this guy walked on water
he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.
he’s finally getting notes!!!!
I love this man so much
fucking dynamo fucking sold his fucking soul to fucking Crowley
Fucking explain to me how else he could fucking melt glass with his bare fucking hands
This is that superhero nobody believes is real under the guise of being a magician, oh my god he’s a deity.
this is the shit drop out students from Hogwarts do
Tax credits for switching to mage-friendly energy sources.
Were-animals lobbying for lycanthropy to be part of ADA so they can get the days after full moons off.
NDN activists being rightfully pissed off at white green-witches for appropriating their rituals.
Immigrant magic users struggling to adapt to the way magic behaves in their new country.
Practitioners of certain types of magic being profiled as more likely to commit crime, and all the bitter in-jokes that result.
Wind-workers employed at airports to monitor take-offs and landings.
'Baby Merlin' videos which claim to help little children develop their magical potential.
Medical schools teach little magics like sealing cuts and dissolving clots as part of the standard curriculum.
Spiritualists who make 90% of their income acting as witness that ‘yes, the coroner did get the victim’s permission before preforming an autopsy.’
Rivalry between special effects technicians who primarily use magic and those that primarily use technology.
Public service announcements about what to do if you’re approached by the fae.
Lawyers who specialize in magical contract law.
Magazines tailored towards vampires with articles like ‘Keeping the spark between you and your donor,’ and ‘fashionable cover-ups for day-time travel.’
a girl and her werewolf mom
On actual paper. Not typed up and signed. On actual lined paper.
Can you roll your tongue like this?
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
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