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mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

theextrovertednerd:

umajanelaaberta:

eff it why not

man dude i liked this post and that’s when i found the prepaid card from 4 months ago with $200 on it an i’m not fucking lying so i’m reblogging it this time bc dude how had i not thrown away that card on accident by now and HOW DID IT STILL HAVE $200 ON IT so yeah
yeah
reblogging it now not just liking it.

pinkvelourtracksuit:

lemme know if ur more outraged at the burning of the american flag than the black lives that have been lost in this country so i can hit ya wit that unfollow real quick. 

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens, ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

thiswontbebigondignity:

frankensteinfanclub:

acoogihatandadream:

soniksound:

oscob:

Saw this wonderful gentleman at the Böblingen bahnhof. The bit on his shoulders reads “Nazijäger” btw.

It’s really frightening seeing people this open with their hate.

nazi-jager means nazi hunter so he hunts nazis

and it says “goodnight” to “white pride”

that’s anti-nazi not nazi

wonderful post right here

Lmfaooooo

They’ve got red laces on their boots; this means they’re a left wing skin, like the members of SHARP (Skin Heads Against Racial Prejudice).

Meanwhile, the patch on their back is that of a German counter-movement in hardcore punk to fight against the swamp neo nazism into the scene. 

I had a smaller patch on the shoulder of my jacket when I was 16, when the movement was still pretty young. I was only punk, not skin, but some things you share.

Know your European fringe cultures.

everybodyilovedies:

smallsthehero:

anzuai:

eddplant:

quazza:

lavastormsw:

lordsquiggleshire:

pixelnoton:

#tw: dynamite gal

Oh wait now I get what triggers are

Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it’s nothing.

thank you Wreck It Ralph

Reblogging for valuable commentary

Also, can we talk about how Felix dealt with it? He NEVER used that word again (only once in front of Ralph, never by her), there was never any talk about how she could get over it, and in their wedding they all made plans to help her with her paranoia by recognising her fears and showing she was safe by pointing guns at the window and having extra security.

A++++++ on dealing with mental issues magnificently, Wreck-It Ralph!

Will never not reblog this when I see it

also this was the greatest 5 second character development in cinematic history

jhenne-bean:

moniquill:

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

What the everliving FUCK….

yoooooo

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH USING FINGERPRINTS?

FUCK, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH USING 4 OR 5 DIGIT NUMBERS????

WHY THIS

curi0sita:

somebody said it

sun-thief-rai:

jhenne-bean:

jhenne-bean:

2damnfeisty:

"14-year-old Parkview High School Freshman, Caleb Christian was concerned about the number of incidents of police abuse in the news.  Still, he knew there were many good police officers in various communities, but had no way of figuring out which communities were highly rated and which were not.  

So, together with his two older sisters: Parkview High School senior Ima Christian, and Gwinnett School of Math, Science, and Technology sophomore, Asha Christian, they founded a mobile app development company– Pinetart Inc., under which they created a mobile app called Five-O.

Five-O, allows citizens to enter the details of every interaction with a police officer.  It also allows them to rate that officer in terms of courtesy and professionalism and provides the ability to enter a short description of what transpired.  These details are captured for every county in the United States. Citizen race and age information data is also captured.

Additionally, Five-O allows citizens to store the details of each encounter with law enforcement; this provides convenient access to critical information needed for legal action or commendation.”

Read more here. [x]

Black Excellence

Comes out tomorrow, too!

As a reminder, you can now download this!!

Its under “Five-O Police Rating App”

((Around the fifth hit for me using the google play store))

GOOD ON YOU BABIES

jean-luc-gohard:

parskis:

I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

When I walk into a church, I only see paintings of white angels. Why?- Eartha Kitt