why the fuckity fuck can’t I name my Tyrunt Spike? What is so damn offensive about the word “spike”? I mean honestly….
New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven
I need that $200 smartphone and all the shiny apps to distract me from the searing pain in my ass from getting fucked so hard by student loans and the economy.
About to take out 30K in student loans sigh.
That last one though, can we focus on that? Because yeah.
Welcome to the LGBT “community,” where the B is made-up and the T doesn’t matter!
And the A ‘just needs to get laid’.
when you are short and all of your friends are tall
I just dropped my can tab into my faygo and I wasn’t done drinking gfdi :|
GEE THANKS DEAREST LAPTOP FOR CRASHING ON ME
At least the blue screen I got wasn’t the BSOD. :|
The attorneys at Warner Brothers are displeased with your reverence for the Harry Potter characters, and sent us a letter requesting the removal of all tea blends related to the series. We have 24 hours to comply before He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named descends upon us with an army of lawyers :)
If you’ve created a blend that exhibit even the slightest glimmer of magic, please consider renaming the tea and/or redesigning the label. The great purge is upon up.
jfc, are you kidding me? First LOTR and now HP, do these assholes have no appreciation for fandom-inspired ANYTHING?
And if they’re so pissed off at tea blends, do tell me when they plan on hitting the people at Etsy, it’s only fair seeing as fan things that aren’t official are so horrible. B|
race & sentencing 101
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “*STANDING AT REGISTER WAITING FOR A CUSTOMER WHILE THE OPEN LIGHT IS SWITCHED IN THE “ON” POSITION”
Bottom Text: “ARE YOU OPEN?”]
Sometimes I really just want to say no to see what they do/say.