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Rule #1 in cosplay

hubedihubbe:

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in-lovino-veritas:

fanfic updated so rarely you have to reread the foregoing chapter just to remember where the hell you left off

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.

agent-bartowski:

probender:

‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to her laptop screen

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retardationmotivation:

pcaradactyl:

raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is

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The Handmaid - Homestuck

ignissannat:

Mermaid and Sea-maid from Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guide to the Fantastical World

s-uzu:

And suddenly you turn into a Horse.

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(omg, what happened to me???)

Me as Horuss.
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Hetalia: jesus chRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Fate/Zero: Saber be my wife and everyone else is under me

blusherlock:

“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

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kodiak-child:

keepfeedingthebears:

teicakes:

The iHugU. Bringing internet friends that much closer.

Ever felt like actually hugging your internet friends, and not just sitting there in you room awkwardly caressing your laptop?

Yeah, me too. 

dude

i want one

If tumblr wasn’t filled with lazy procrastinators we could have nice things (like this)